Showing posts with label Venue. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Venue. Show all posts

Monday, October 11, 2010

There's No Business Like

Although it is rare for me to peer out from my dreary doldrom, when people drone on and on about their work, it makes me a bit cheerier, as my line of work, at the very least, is not boring.

This first shot is comedian Aziz Ansari over at the Warner Theatre. Pretty early on in the show he had an outspoken gentleman espousing the superiority of the white race. Mr. Ansari promptly told the man to sit the fuck down. And so he did.

I very rarely take in shows, and even more rarely do I see them in other venues, but the promoter was kind enough to afford me suite seats, and I jumped at the chance. I had, of course, hoped to use the comedy show as a non-threatening date setting, but unfortunately this young lady was a little too tired for a 7:30 PM show. (...) I can take a hint. Her loss, it was hyster.

But I just imagined he was eating cinnabuns!!
Here is a shot from a high profile gig here at my house. In the lift is a rigger (known only as 'The Crab') focusing some lights over the main video screen. The spinning flag graphics became mesmerizing after the first day or two. Our favorite game was to see how quickly you could find Mozambique while it was still in motion. (And if anyone asks, yes, the outriggers were in.)

Duh, it's the only one with an AK-47 on it...
And I actually used a slice of the long weekend to do some outside work over at the Vicodin Center. A lot of Pink Floyd fans with whom I spoke thought they'd never get the chance to see The Wall live. I suppose it's a shame I have no appreciation for it, though. In all fairness, it really was an awesome show.

We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.
Yes, that would be the eponymous wall. It had to be completely built first so that the array of projectors could be focused, and then taken down, and then completely rebuilt during the first act, until only one block was missing, through which you could still see Mr. Waters singing.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Kotaku links to a video of Robin Williams making a Wii joke on a recent HBO special.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Ghost Ride [Miley Cyrus Tour Bus Crash]

You can get the details from a reputable news source, but, essentially, one tour bus transporting part of the Miley Cyrus concert crew went off the road and flipped, killing the driver. The reports I've looked at have indicated that neither speed nor weather were factors. The investigation is ongoing, but my first reaction is that the accident was likely due to fatigue.

The concert business is rife with long hours. Very often times a tightly routed tour schedule will entail an 8:00 PM concert concluding at 11:00 PM, strike and load-out until 2:00 AM, and then travel immediately to the next stop on the tour for an 8:00 AM load-in. Depending on the clout of and demand for the act, and, of course, demographic and logistical factors, a tour schedule may vary widely from this, but two to three days like this followed by one day off is pretty normal. Touring production pays per diems to and for lodging for every crew member for every day of the tour, so more time between stops increases cost without generating any additional revenue.

At my venue, exhaustion is a constant concern. While a number of us enjoy a Monster energy drink before a load-out, if I pick one up for my Union Steward, he usually will save it for his ride home, a 90 mile commute from Northwest DC to Winchester, Virginia. In cases of back-to-back shows (or recently back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back shows) the practical option is to stay at the venue, if for no other reason, just to accomodate more sleep hours.

I received a call about a week ago from an associate from a local performing arts high school. He was inquiring as to policies in place here, at my professional venue, in regard to scheduling events and time off for working personnel. His organization's management was in the process of reviewing their own policies after a colleague died in a single car crash on his way home during an extremely busy period at their own venue. Unfortunately, the answers I had for him boiled down to money. Stagehands want to make as much money as possible (this is a business after all) and this is often accomplished by working long and odd hours subject to lucrative overtime rates and penalties, as well as working on consecutive gigs, especially compensating for slow periods when there is little work. On my side of things as a house guy, my ability to schedule staff is limited by the size of my team. With six people, and only three of whom are intimately familiar with the operational details of an event, there is little flexibility to allow for mandatory rest periods. Though, in all honesty, my own driving while fatigued is mostly due to greed, or an unwillingness to compromise.

Back when I was still a young Killa, I had the unfortunate chance of waking up with an airbag hitting me in the face. I was not seriously harmed, and neither were the occupants of the vehicle I struck, but it was an alarming experience.

Currently, I tend to become drowsy very easily behind the wheel. I pay special attention to make sure I have coffee or an energy drink with me if this may be the case, both to stimulate my nervous system, but also to have the action of imbibing break up the monotony of highway driving. Is a steady stream of caffeine a real solution? No. But is the business going to suddenly change, cutting profits in the interest of better rested, safer travel? Very unlikely.

I don't have any real point to make here, I'm just talking about it. Between aggressive driving, drunk driving, texting while driving, and straight up bad driving, adding tired driving to the mix makes me wonder how anyone ever gets anywhere...

Magic School Bus my ass

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Killa's Keep

You know, days like today, I really earn my keep.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Ballsy

Who would use such a crazy piano?

You know, pianos are my forte.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Showdown

My surveillance team has relayed images of a small Giant Panda figurine placed next to a miniature version of my venue. It's pretty clear what's happening.

Someone is calling me out.

Battelu?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Good One, Bob [Show Biz Humor]

Humorous exchange at work. Was chatting with my favorite lighting vendor about our current event with the notoriously nitpicky Opera.

KIL:So, how'd you get roped into this gig?
BOB:The check cleared.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My Day - Bonus Features

Actually, some cool stuff did happen today. Check out this sticker a lighting guy had on his workbox.

He'd be all like NOM-NOM-NOM

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

You Just Had To Be (Near) There

Doing a live video feed down here at the home away from home. Live video feed of the Inauguration. The flash photography is incessant.

...

The Hoi Polloi are actually taking pictures of a screen showing the Inauguration. I guess it's the next best thing to being there!

Monday, January 19, 2009

Where It's Due

This shit right here, -----
Can't really reveal my secret identity here on the Intertron, but those of you in the know know that I'm pretty boosted to be in the credits of this project. Airs on Comedy Central on Sunday, too, if you wanna catch it for free.

(Oh, and thanks Hardcore13 for the screencap.)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

I'm So High

You know, oddly enough, when I first started in the venue biz, I was a little apprehensive about heights. (I know, I know, silly vestigial self-preservation instincts.) I've really gotten accustomed to it. Even those of you who have been to my home away from home have probably never noticed this dusty fellow. That's how high I was when I took this shot.

Gotta Stay Hi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-igh

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Over the Line

I will forewarn you, this is about to be over the line of accepted commentary. Perhaps cryptic haiku will be somehow less offensive.

A Celebration:
Those of all abilities
Nay, a mockery

Celebrating not
The wide range of human skills
Semantic bullshit

Negativity
I am experiencing
Is it, My own fears?

How frail this, my husk
Detesting their weaknesses
Is it hating mine?