Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Shatter Star

Yup, in case you weren't around the first nine times I relayed the story, I cracked the windshield on teh Rolla Monday. Yeah, killed a bug with my hand, from the inside of my car, and cracked the glass. Definitely not the first time I've broken a window inadvertently, but this was the first time it was automotive quality plate glass.

It makes me think my powers would have been more useful somewhere else that day...

♫♫Once I had a love and it was divine/Soon found out I was losing my mind♫♫

Sunday, June 21, 2009

I Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly [SFIV Technical]

My Juggles Too Ruffie-licious for Ya Babe

Fucking <3 Rufus now. Just about as far away from Gief as a character could be in the fighting style spectrum. Man, I just love hitting combos *AND* juggling into his Ultra, the Space Opera Symphony. Oh how much I enjoy juggling into the Space Opera Symphony, let me count the ways...

Target Combo (LK>HK) -> SOS
Far Standing HK -> SOS
Far Standing HK -> Far Standing HK -> SOS
Galactic Tornado (in corner) -> SOS
Galactic Tornado (midscreen) -> SOS (vs Boxer, Claw, Gief)
EX Messiah + High -> FADC -> SOS
Air-to-Air j.HK -> SOS
Air-to-Air j.HK -> EX Snake Strike -> SOS

Like Orville Reddenbocker

Friday, June 19, 2009

Showdown

My surveillance team has relayed images of a small Giant Panda figurine placed next to a miniature version of my venue. It's pretty clear what's happening.

Someone is calling me out.

Battelu?

Friday, June 12, 2009

G2-C

'Cause I still Think 2D

Managed to rank up over 5000GP last night. Then won another tournament and again ran into a Zangief in the final, this time one at nearly 7000GP.

However this time KIL hit this punk with the Mix-up. Not only did I win, but I got the option of posting the replay. K1774771K in a Gief-Gief match. W00t.

Bring the Pain

Let me decode for y'all out there not used to these secondary aliases. The blue player with Lucas selected is the one we call Legoman, and the yellow fellow with the super tough pink puff is Hardcore13 nicked Abrny (short for Abernathy, from Deathproof natch).

Just had to show them who's the boss. Also, as usual, I am untouchable in Sudden Death.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Friday, June 5, 2009

Nonathlon

Following Lego's absurdly provocative text message:

Lego: "I want to battle you in a 2 out o 3 match of every fighting game we have in da house."

Oh shit, it was on.

Street Fighter IV - KIL (2-1)
Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix - LGO (2-1)
Tekken 5: Dark Ressurrection - KIL (2-0)
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - LGO (2-1)
Guilty Gear XX ^Core - KIL (2-0)
Street Fighter III: Third Strike - LGO (2-0)
Soul Calibur IV - LGO (2-0)
Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 - KIL (2-0)

And the tie breaker...

Street Fighter Alpha 3 - LGO (2-0)

Damn... You shoulda seen the third Smash match. My Zelda versus his DK, and the random stage was Shadow Moses. Can't believe I let that one get away...

Next time, motherfucker. Next time.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Recompense, yo

Just for the record, in a furious set of bouts last night in Brawl against HC13 and HebeGB, Killa was teh dominance. Twinkle fingers, jet hammers, and mortar spams owned the night.

"There is no competition -- as cash cuts go."

Lego forewent, which is too bad, 'cause I would've just had that many more kills.

KIL out.