Friday, August 13, 2010

Trouble in Paradise [Parcel Debacle]

LAUREL, MD, US08/13/2010 1:36 A.M.OUT FOR DELIVERY
08/13/2010 12:52 A.M.DESTINATION SCAN
08/13/2010 12:27 A.M.DESTINATION SCAN
LAUREL, MD, US08/12/2010 7:23 P.M.ARRIVAL SCAN
NEW STANTON, PA, US08/12/2010 3:07 P.M.DEPARTURE SCAN
LAUREL, MD, US08/12/2010 12:23 A.M.OUT FOR DELIVERY
LAUREL, MD, US08/11/2010 8:31 P.M.ARRIVAL SCAN
NEW STANTON, PA, US08/11/2010 3:56 P.M.DEPARTURE SCAN
08/11/2010 1:23 P.M.ARRIVAL SCAN
HODGKINS, IL, US08/10/2010 3:50 P.M.DEPARTURE SCAN
08/10/2010 2:26 P.M.ORIGIN SCAN
08/10/2010 2:54 P.M.BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED


I hate to say it, but this rigamarole is really putting a strain on my relationship with Legoman. Our Dhalsim-Makoto matches were seething with an unsettling resentment. (Might have been because he got dizzied.)

But really, what fucking sense does this make? How did the package go from being scanned as 'Out for Delivery' from Laurel to being scanned for 'Departure' again from New Stanton? I mean, come the fuck on.

UPDATED:
LAUREL, MD, US08/13/2010 10:55 A.M.DELIVERY

2 comments:

Killa said...

Oh yeah, btw, I don't live in Laurel. That's just the facility from which the delivery truck departs.

Killa said...

Oh, in case you were wondering about where I reside,

DANGEROUS MUTHAFUCKA LIVES IN HELL!